President Zaphod/Cubs Win
I used to have an idea that G-D sometimes contracts out the script for certain decades to writers. Ronald Reagan, for example, seemed more like a Kurt Vonnegut creation than a real person. In the same spirit, I hypothesize that Douglas Adams, before he passed, was asked to script the current epoch. At one point in the Hitchhiker's Guide saga Zaphod Beeblebrox is put in the Total Perspective Vortex, a device that shows every being how small they are in relation to the universe. Zaphod emerges with an even larger ego. We will see how DTT emerges from the White House Total Perspective Vortex. And if he grows any more heads and arms.
On more usual subjects, I've turned around on Rooney. I now applaud his surpassing Charlton in goals for England and United. Among today's players he stands out as an anachronism. He wears his heart on his sleeve and leaves nothing on the pitch. He has definitely gone back as a player, though. For a forward, that slight loss of pace is a killer. As I've said before, we're in an era, roughly since the mid 90s, in which it's easier to score. If Charlton played in this era he would have scored far more goals.
As a Cubs fan of more than 40 years' standing, I'm still not quite able to take in the achievements of the 2016 team. I'd grown comfortable with the Cubs as lovable losers. My lifetime record of Cubs games at Wrigley is even worse than the Cubs' record over that span. (I've the scorecards to prove it.) The win was so wonderful, I half-think it's a dream. The 7th game couldn't have been scripted better. (I am also a little sad for Cleveland; I'll be pulling for them from now on.) I had to go to fairly extraordinary measures to see the Cubs this year, since the planned game in June was superseded by family events. Got to see them beat the Giants, 4-3 in a thriller. Going forward, I'm a bit fearful that more of the World had got to see the wonders of Wrigley and will want to go there, making tickets even more difficult to get. Having said that, everyone should go to Wrigley at least once.